- Reggie Watts: I have several guests on this evening. We have Barbara Fensrow, Creb Gerfson, Snadg Snarsnitzten, and of course, the very lovely and talented Elderbrook Basenflouch.
- Reggie Watts: We found out that obviously, over an obvious amount of time; there's an obviousness that - you can't miss.
- Reggie Watts: When I was small, they called me the leprechaun. When I got taller, they called me the tall leprechaun.