- Paige McCullers: Listen, it's like your Mom said. My Dad is always looking for someone to blame.
- Emily Fields: Uh... I have to go home. My Mom is waiting for me. Do you mind?
- Paige McCullers: Right, your Mom's waiting. God... why is everything so easy for you?
- Emily Fields: Easy? What planet do you live on? I've spent most of my life trying not to feel the way I feel. I come out and they ship my first girlfriend off to who-knows-where. And now maybe she's done with me. So, yeah! It's all about me. It's all about Emily! All Em, all the time!
- [Paige suddenly kisses Emily very passionately for several seconds before slowly pulling away]
- Paige McCullers: [frightened and desperate tone] Please... don't tell.
- [Paige runs off while Emily looks completely stunned]
- [after a dinner of Chinese takeout, Aria and Ezra make out on the couch. The phone rings and the answering machine gets it]
- Byron Montgomery: [over the machine] Mr. Fitz, this is Byron Montgomery, Aria's dad.
- [Aria and Ezra stop to listen]
- Byron Montgomery: Look, I'm sorry about how our meeting went, and I owe you one for that. I've read your stories and I'd like to talk with you, so maybe we could have a beer. Give me a call, thanks.
- [Aria and Ezra pause. Clearly, the romance is gone]
- Ezra Fitz: So, you want an eggroll?
- Aria Montgomery: Sounds good.
- [after "walking" Caleb back to the basement, Hanna hears a knock at the door. She answers it and is greeted by an exterminator]
- Exterminator: Are you 'A'?
- Hanna Marin: Excuse me?
- Exterminator: Someone called about an infestation in your basement. Only name they left was 'A'. Is that you?
- Hanna Marin: Uh... no. You've got the wrong house.
- [the exterminator nods and leaves. Hanna panics]
- Caleb Rivers: You gonna miss me?
- Hanna Marin: Well, it was nice knowing when something goes bump in the night, it's you.
- Caleb Rivers: What have you got to be afraid of?
- Spencer Hastings: What is it with you and the Artful Dodger?
- Hanna Marin: Who?
- Emily Fields: Caleb.
- Spencer Hastings: Thought the thing at the swim meet was a one-off.
- Hanna Marin: It was.
- Emily Fields: We just saw you talking to him.
- Spencer Hastings: And you gave him something that looked like a wet oven mitt.
- Hanna Marin: It was his hat.
- Emily Fields: What are you doing with his hat?
- Hanna Marin: Why shouldn't I have his hat?
- Spencer Hastings: Hanna, maybe you're looking for something a little edgier after Sean. But this guy is dark.
- Hanna Marin: Spencer, he's not that dark.
- Spencer Hastings: He's dark enough.
- Hanna Marin: Well, he's no Arthur Dodger, whoever that is.
- Hanna Marin: What are you doing coming to the front door like that?
- Caleb Rivers: I thought it was a better way to meet your Mom than her tripping over me behind the furnace.
- Hanna Marin: Yeah, but just knocking on the door? I mean, why didn't you ask me?
- Caleb Rivers: You would have said no?
- Hanna Marin: My Mom says you're trouble.