- [Meme holds up a pair of oversize jeans]
- Meme Roth: This is the average American woman and here's her ass.
- Self - Host: Whoa! Somebody call that woman! Meme's got her pants.
- Meme Roth: You see people in these fast food places and it's almost like they're making out with their burger. I mean, what are we doing?
- Self - Host: I'd rather make out with an artery-clogging burger than you, lady!