Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Wanda Sykes: Granny

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Quotes 

• Shira : Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.

  Diego : And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.

  Shira : Don't, call me Kitty.

  Diego : Okay, I won't, Kitty.

  Granny : If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

• Granny : [Jumps in ocean]  Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.

  Sid : Granny, grab my paw.

  Granny : No way. This is my first bath in decades.

  [Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her] 

  Diego : There's your proof.

  Sid : Quick! Somebody do something!

  [Manny throws Sid in] 

  Sid : I got you, Granny.

  Granny : Get off of me!

  Sid : Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!

  [Gets her back in the ice berg] 

  Granny : [to Manny and Diego]  What are you peeping toms all looking at?

  [They turn around disturbed] 

  Granny : A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.

  Diego : What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?

  Manny : She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.

• Manny : [lost at sea]  I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?

  Granny : [dismissively]  Aah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.

• Sid : Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.

  Granny : [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid]  Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?

  Sid : Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?

  Diego : I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.

  Sid : What?

  Manny : What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.

  Sid : Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.

  Diego : At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?

  Sid : Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?

  Ellie : Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

• Sid : [after piloting Precious into vanquishing the pirates]  Mission accomplished, Granny!

  Granny : Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?

• Diego : [Roars]  Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.

  [Hears whooping] 

  Diego : Huh?

  [Gets hit by log being driven by sloths] 

  Eunice : I think we're almost there!

  Milton : We'd better be! I just lost the steering!

  Granny : Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

  Marshall : Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.

  Uncle Fungus : Hey, paws up, everybody!

  Marshall : Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

  Uncle Fungus : Whoo-hoo!

  Eunice : Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!

  [Diego tries to reach safety] 

  Eunice : Aah! Bad kitty!

  Marshall : Rock!

  Granny : [Diego flies into Granny]  Whoo!

  Diego : [When log has finally stopped]  That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

• Eunice : [to Sid]  I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.

  Sid : You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.

  Marshall : Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.

  Eunice : But we always missed you.

  [sharply to Milton] 

  Eunice : Right?

  Milton : Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.

  Granny : [angrily]  I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

• Granny : [seeing the narwhals]  Y'all got some ugly goldfish.