Grudge Match (2013)

Robert De Niro: Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

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Quotes 

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Where's Frankie?

  Mikey : [Distracted from reading]  Frankie's not coming till later. I'm your trainer, Mikey.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [looking at a fat man]  You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer

  Mikey : [Knowing he's been insulted]  Nice.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out...

  [walks off] 

  Dante Slate, Jr. : This is some white people shit...

• [as the fight starts] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to the Kid]  Gutsy move, going without a bra!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor]  Yeah? I got a surprise for you: I took a dump on your porch!

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You gotta move on!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What, move on?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Move on!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? Nothing, nothing!

• Trey : What does BJ stand for?

  B.J. : [embarrassed about his name]  Uh...

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Trey, BJ stands for Butterscotch and Jellybeans.

  Trey : I like butterscotch and jellybeans!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Look at us!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!

• B.J. : He's blind!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What? How do you know?

  B.J. : My mother told me!... What, you think she made it up? You've been hammering him since the fight began!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [during a casino promotion]  Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [as BJ is walking away]  Hey, what's BJ stand for? Hah?

  B.J. : Bradley James. Stands for Bradley James. But I just... I like BJ.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : We all do, kid. But it's one thing to get one and it's another to be called one.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I turned my back, like, for a minute. That was it.

  B.J. : Turn your back, in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? You said, "Dinner, maybe a movie." Then you took my son to a bar!

  Trey : Dad, it's not his fault, or the naked lady's...

  B.J. : What? One night I ask you to step up like a father, and you can't keep it together.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on...

  B.J. : Everybody's okay? Who's okay? I'm not okay, Kid, all right? It's my son! He means everything to me! A concept you would never understand.

• [from trailer] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [wallops Sharp]  No you're not!

  [a fight starts] 

  Dante Slate, Jr. : This is not the behavior of old men!

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Thank you, Jesus! Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! Yes!

  [jumps around happily, then bends over gasping for breath] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I gotta get in shape...

• [from trailer] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [sees Razor after 30 years]  I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...

• [1980s footage] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing.

  [cut to Kid walking down a street swearing viciously] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!

• Sally Rose : Don't make this fight with him about me!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!

• [as the fight begins] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Is this about you and me, or is about her?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You and me!

  Dante Slate, Jr. : Well, that's a relief!

• Trey : Sorry you lost, Kid.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I wanna beat you!

  [hurls a machine at Razor] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Come on, come on! Come on! Come on!

  [Razor charges at Kid] 

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to BJ]  Look, I know you got every right to hate me. And I don't blame you. But I need you now. I need you in my corner. You're the best person for me.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor]  How do you live with yourself, knowing that we tied? You never beat me!

  Sally Rose : I was there, he kicked your ass!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : He kicked my ass, he only did that the second match because I was out of shape! The first match, I kicked his ass because I was in shape!

  Sally Rose : You're pathetic!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Pathetic? Tell her! TELL HER!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to Sally]  He wasn't ready.

• Frankie Brite : You're the original media whore!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Your mother's a whore!

  Frankie Brite : You called my mother a whore? You called my mother a whore? You called my mo...

  [Kid punches him out] 

• Tranny Hooker : [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits]  You two some kind of superheroes?

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Why did you sleep with me?

  Sally Rose : I was stupid.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I hate you, man.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I hate you too.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Frankie]  You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What do you wanna do tonight, huh? Go to the movies?

  Trey : If it's PG-13 or R. I don't do G.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Oh wow! You're old for your years.

  Trey : You too.

• B.J. : She said you turned into an asshole.

  [laughs] 

  B.J. : That's what she said. She said you became a womanizer and a drunk, loudmouth, you know.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Is that all what she said?

  B.J. : That's it.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : That's bullshit.

  [BJ laughs] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Well, you know, I was all those things way before I met your mother.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Son of a bitch, he ain't ever gonna fight me.

  Joey the Bartender : Can't believe you would. It's insane.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Oh yeah! What? Give me one reason.

  Joey the Bartender : You're old. You're fat. You got a bad back. You got weak knees. You're fat.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Hey, you know, don't sugarcoat it. Be honest.