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Quotes
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Mary Elizabeth : [after Charlie has handed them a bag of gifts] Wait a second, there's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules!
Patrick : Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to EAT Christmas?
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Mary Elizabeth : Charlie, Charlie, what do you think about high school?
Charlie : High school? Bullshit. The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center; people wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out. And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport. We all know it.
Mary Elizabeth : [laughing] This kid is crazy.
Charlie : Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really gonna regret that, you know
[imitates electric razor]
Charlie : haircut when you look back at old photographs. I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.
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Mary Elizabeth : Alright guys, I got multiple pairs of blue jeans. Wow, this is a really tough one but I'm gonna have to guess Alice. Wait! Guys, a receipt! She actually paid! I'm so touched.
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Patrick : How is it that you've got meaner since becoming a buddhist?
Mary Elizabeth : Just lucky, I guess.
Patrick : No, you're doing something wrong, I think.