Californication (TV Series)

...And Justice for All (2011)

Rob Lowe: Eddie Nero

Quotes 

• Hank Moody : You're not gonna play me like that, are you?

  Eddie Nero : Like what, friend?

  Hank Moody : Like a cross between Bruce Springsteen and Mickey Rourke. In a gay bar.

• Eddie Nero : [to Hank, upon watching Marcy and Peggy fighting]  I just got a major hard-on. Feel it! Feel it!