Californication (TV Series)

...And Justice for All (2011)

David Duchovny: Hank Moody

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• Actress Karen : Why does he love her so much? What is it about her?

  Hank Moody : I don't know. I don't think I have ever known. I think sometimes you get it right at the first time and then it defines your life. It becomes who you are.

• Judge McMartin : Mr. Moody, before I commence sentencing, do you have anything you'd like to say for yourself?

  Hank Moody : Yes I do, your honor. But I'm not sure it would move you one way or the other. Begging for mercy is not my style, and to do so at this stage would be disingenuous anyway. The only thing that I'm truly sorry for is embarassing my daughter and her mother. Everything else is just noise. Plain and simple. Thank you your honor. Oh, and free the West Memphis Three.

• Hank Moody : I fainted? Like a little girl?

  Abby Rhodes : Pretty much, yeah.

  Hank Moody : What a pussy I am.

  Abby Rhodes : You said it, I just thought it.

• Hank Moody : This is Karen's chilled black bohemian lover. Blackhemian. Is that a word? Coining it!

• Karen : And the judge? Did you sleep with the judge too?

  Hank Moody : No, no. Just a little oral... and some anal.

• Charlie Runkle : Well, at least you and the Abster can shag with no shame now, wight?

  Karen : Nice.

  Charlie Runkle : Whaaat?

  Hank Moody : Thank you, Charlie.

• Hank Moody : You're not gonna play me like that, are you?

  Eddie Nero : Like what, friend?

  Hank Moody : Like a cross between Bruce Springsteen and Mickey Rourke. In a gay bar.

• Sasha Bingham : One you fucked my mother, my vagina pretty much sealed right up.

  Hank Moody : Oh, so you're like a Barbie now.

  Sasha Bingham : When it comes to you. Yeah.

  Hank Moody : So you're smooth and hairless with little peachy cleft right there? I would very much like to see that someday.

  Director : It's gorgeous. It's a gorgina.

• Hank Moody : [to Becca about why he does what he does with women]  But I need you to know that I started out with the best of intentions. I guess I just wanted them all to see it, the thing that makes them special. I guess that's all anybody wants... is to be seen... to be recognized. Then the lines get blurry...