Californication (TV Series)
Exile on Main St. (2011)
David Duchovny: Hank Moody
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Quotes
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Hank Moody : Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize, I've already said too much. I just got out of jail, and I haven't slept, eaten, or - pardon me, milady - taken a decent crap in days. Except his coffee does seem to be working. It is time to release the Kraken.
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Hank's Lawyer : Is there something I should know here?
Charlie Runkle : Such as?
Hank's Lawyer : Is he retarded?
Hank Moody : Hey!
Charlie Runkle : He's actually quite a good guy once you get to know him. He's very pleasant. Very agreeable.
Hank's Lawyer : Good to know. Because on paper, he looks like a total piece of shit.
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Hank Moody : I'm not immune to kind words, especially when they're so true.
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Hank Moody : Alright, I wanna thank each and every one of you. Especially you, Sasha Bingham. You say you have great tits, and I most certainly concur, but that ass of yours is no slouch either.
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Hank's Lawyer : It says here you were arrested for assaulting a filmmaker named Todd Carr.
Hank Moody : A shitty filmmaker named Todd Carr. Does it say shitty there? Because it should.
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Hank's Lawyer : You know what? This is a big fucking waste of my time. Good luck to you, Mr. Moody.
Charlie Runkle : Apologize, you idiot!
Hank Moody : Okay, look. I'm sorry that I talked about my balls. My big, beautiful balls. That was inappropriate.
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Sasha Bingham : I'm not going to sleep with you.
Hank Moody : Oh, all right. You're not really my type, anyway. I like them older, and handicapped, excuse me, handi-capable.
Sasha Bingham : Well, now I'm definitely, for sure, not going to sleep with you.
Hank Moody : Hank
Sasha Bingham : Mia
Hank Moody : Okay, you win, lady. You're officially creeping me out.
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Hank Moody : I wanna ask you a question, Runkle, and how you answer will determine whether or not I will put this cigarette out on your asshole. Would you take me the fuck home?
Charlie Runkle : Home it is, my good man.