The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Bob Next Door (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Sideshow Bob : I can stand in one state, fire a gun in the second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!

  Bart Simpson : Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!

  Sideshow Bob : It's a four-year-old book.

  Bart Simpson : I'm a slow reader.

  Sideshow Bob : A fitting epitaph.

• [Sideshow Bob/Walt Warren drives by the baseball stadium] 

  Bart Simpson : Uh, you missed the turnoff, Mr. Warren.

  Sideshow Bob : You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. You see, Bart, you were right all along.

  [Sideshow Bob kicks off his shoes to let his feet unfold] 

  Sideshow Bob : I am Sideshow Bob!

  [Bart screams while Sideshow Bob maniacally laughs] 

  Sideshow Bob : And now I am free to sing all the Gilbert and Sullivan I damn well please!

  [pulls and unfolds an Oriental fan out of a glove compartment full of knives, shurikens and grenades] 

  Sideshow Bob : [singing]  Behold the Lord High Executioner, A personage of noble rank and title.

  [Bart collapses into his seat in horror as Sideshow Bob continues singing] 

• Bart Simpson : I'll prove I'm not crazy. Sideshow Bob could never resist singing along to a Gilbert and Sullivan Operetta.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Who am I again?

  Bart Simpson : Yum Yum. I'm Peep-Bo.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [dialing a phone]  Mom? Dad? I got the lead!

• Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you doing inside on an outdoor party?

  Bart Simpson : Walt is really Sideshow Bob, and I'll prove it. See? Who would need a knife this big?

  Marge Simpson : It's probably a deboner.

  Bart Simpson : [laughs]  Boner.

• Bart Simpson : I know he doesn't look like him, but I'll never forget that voice.

  Marge Simpson : A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.

  Homer Simpson : Or Frasier on Frasier.

  Marge Simpson : Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.

• Sideshow Bob : Sorry gentlemen, I'm not a fan of that particular style of music. My radio dial never strays from 89.4, "The Spur".

  Milhouse Van Houten : That *is* a good station Bart, what, with the Morning Cattle Drive and Armadillo Mike in the afternoon, and nothing keeps me informed like Rodeo Rick's New Roundup every hour on the...

  Bart Simpson : Shut up!