Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Wannabe (2010)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

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• A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : [to Elliot and Olivia]  Don't tell me you came back here empty-handed.

  Elliot Stabler : No, I've got Fletcher right here. I caught him impersonating Liv.

  A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : That's not funny, Elliot.

• Elliot Stabler : You know, there are plenty of ways to learn cop-speak without going through the training.

  John Munch : Police magazines, websites. I post on a couple of these LEO websites. You'd be surprised how many holster-sniffers think they know more than I do.

  Odafin Tutuola : If any of them talk less than you, have them give me a call.

• Brad Fletcher : Look, he's the rapist. Check this out. Look.

  [tries to Olivia and Elliot the birthmark on the suspect] 

  Wayne Hankett : Hey, how many times are you going to grab my junk, you pervert?

  Elliot Stabler : What are you doing?

  Brad Fletcher : I was just showing you the birthmark. It's him. I got the right guy.

  Olivia Benson : Let's not strip-search him in public.

• Brad Fletcher : I am going to be a police officer.

  Olivia Benson : You can kiss that dream goodbye. A felony on your record is automatic disqualification.

  Brad Fletcher : I haven't committed a felony.

  Elliot Stabler : No, you committed two. Impersonation of a police officer and criminal possession of a gun.

  Mrs. Fletcher : No, the gun is mine. It's registered.

  Olivia Benson : To you. What were you thinking letting a child carry a gun? You have to be 21 to get a permit to carry.

  Elliot Stabler : I guess you don't know as much about the law as you think you do.

  Olivia Benson : No worries. You'll have plenty of time to read in jail.

• Olivia Benson : Hold on. Aside from the embarrassment to the department, Fletcher not being a police officer is good news, right? It gets all the evidence back in.

  A.D.A. Jo Marlowe : Yeah, Hankett's Fourth Amendment protections only extend to illegal search and seizures by cops, not civilians.

  John Munch : Of course, our charming rapist has recourse to sue Fletcher.

  Elliot Stabler : Have at it. As long as we get our evidence, this just might work out for the best.