Bob wants to see a huge fight on pay per view cable but the fight is on the same night his wife is forcing him and their kids to go to the ballet with her parents, so Bob gets his teenage son to fake a fever so that the two of them could stay home. This surprisingly works until the cable cuts out so Bob goes down to the cable company to get it turned back on, he gets back to find a huge luau/Hawaiian style party happening in his house--apparently his co-worker got wind of Bob watching the fight and decided to invite the few dozens of people he was gonna invite to his house to Bob's house instead. Bob panics that his wife will walk in on all this happening until he realizes that his co-worker has been charging ten bucks a head for people there, he still panics but thinks he can get everyone out in the time the fight ends and the time his wife gets home. Can he?!?!?!?
—Matt S.