- Darth Vader: Halt!
- C-3PO: Don't shoot!
- Darth Vader: Prepare to be boarded, Captain.
- C-3PO: I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake! I am C-3...
- Darth Vader: [a picture of one of the passengers appears on the info screen to the right] We know you have this rebel spy on board.
- C-3PO: [depending on the gender or age of the spy] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!
- [Vader begins to hold the speeder with his Force Grip]
- Darth Vader: Don't underestimate my power. I want that spy!
- Admiral Ackbar: Star Tours! We were concerned about you! Is our agent safe?
- C-3PO: Safe, but perhaps a little shaken.
- Admiral Ackbar: We are grateful you made it. You are *all* heroes of the Rebellion.
- C-3PO: I rather like the sound of that!
- [the ship lands]
- C-3PO: Now be careful out there - all of you! The Empire is watching.
- [the cockpit shield starts to rise, C-3PO shouts]
- C-3PO: Pardon me, but how do we get back to a Star Tours terminal? Hello?
- C-3PO: A transmission?
- Princess Leia: [in a hologram] I am Princess Leia of Alderaan. We've placed a rebel spy vital to the survival of the rebellion in your StarSpeeder. You must see him/her safely delivered to the coordinates I'm transmitting to your R2 unit. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Star Tours, you're my only hope.
- C-3PO: Her only hope.
- [R2 beeps]
- C-3PO: What do you mean we'll be making a slight detour?
- Boba Fett: [the StarSpeeder 1000 exits the Death Star] Ha ha ha ha! Say goodbye, rebel spies!
- [he deploys a seismic charge at the speeder]
- Yoda: [Yoda appears in a hologram] Yoda, I am. On your ship, one loyal to our cause you carry.
- C-3PO: The spy!
- Yoda: Mmm! Deliver him/her you must, or all will be lost. To your R2 unit, coordinates I will send. May the Force be with you.
- [hologram ends]
- C-3PO: [to the passengers] I'm afraid we've all just joined the Rebel Alliance.
- Controller: Star Tours 1401, you are clear for departure.
- C-3PO: 1401? That's us. We can't take off. The captain isn't on board.
- Computer Voice: Auto-take off sequence initiated.
- C-3PO: Um, excuse me, you don't seem to understand. I am not the captain. I am C-3PO.
- Controller: 1401 clear for take off. Contact departure on frequency four-two-niner.
- C-3PO: Wait!
- C-3PO: [R2-D2 beeps] What transmission?
- Admiral Ackbar: [Ackbar appears in a hologram and identifies himself] This is Admiral Ackbar. By now you know that your StarSpeeder is carrying an agent vital to our rebel cause.
- C-3PO: The Spy.
- Admiral Ackbar: Precisely. Deliver him/her safely to the rendezvous point I am transmitting to your R2 unit. Good luck, and may the Force be with you.
- [hologram ends]
- C-3PO: [R2 beeps] R2-D2, what are you saying? This is madness!