Cow and Chicken (TV Series)
101 Uses for Cow and Chicken/Intelligent Life?/I.M. Weasel: Tree Story (1998)
Charlie Adler: Cow, Chicken, The Red Guy, Tough Kid, Captain, Boy, I.R. Baboon
Quotes
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The Red Guy : [in an excited flamboyant manner] Oh, pantyhose! Into the basket with your friends
[Chicken puts a sticker for 5 dollars on his butt]
The Red Guy : Sale on Red Guys aisle five
[angrily picks up Chicken]
The Red Guy : What have we here?
[notices a sticker for 99 cents on his butt]
The Red Guy : Ooh 99 cents I'll take it
[notices a sticker for 29 cents on Cow]
The Red Guy : Oh glory something fat, I'll take this one too!
[throws them in his cart]
The Red Guy : Check out time!
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Clerk : [to the Red Guy after noticing he purchased several boxes of pantyhose] Hey mister do you wear all these pantyhose?
The Red Guy : Oh why of course not
[laughs]
The Red Guy : why they're part of an ingenious system I use to filter my coffee
Clerk : Why don't you just buy coffee filters?
The Red Guy : [gasps in surprise] You mean they make those?