Community (TV Series)
Basic Rocket Science (2010)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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[the study group approaches in a slow motion group march]
Jeff Winger : Do we have to keep walking in slow mo?
Abed Nadir : Twenty more yards.
Pierce Hawthorne : You guys are walking in slow mo?
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[Pierce is hallucinating]
Sanders : I hope you find a seat so you can be safe.
Pierce Hawthorne : Did you just threaten me?
Jeff Winger : Pierce! You're talking to an Atari cartridge.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Sanders, Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. Can I get this door open?
Britta Perry : Look for the handle. There's got to be a handle.
Shirley Bennett : It was the '80s. Everybody who made this was on cocaine.
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Abed Nadir : [over radio] Troy.
Troy Barnes : Abed?
Abed Nadir : You can get that window open by doing the simulation. Look at the panel on your right and tell me your recipe.
Troy Barnes : Original.
Abed Nadir : How many pieces?
Troy Barnes : Six.
Abed Nadir : Flavor heading?
Troy Barnes : Tasty.
Abed Nadir : We need to get up to delicious.
Troy Barnes : That makes sense.
[Troy changes flavor heading to delicious]
Sanders : Excellent work, Captain. Now keep your herbs and spices balanced while the crew helps you with teamwork.
Troy Barnes : Guys, we can get the window open if you man your terminals and we complete the simulation.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, I got a better idea.
[Jeff starts beating on the window with a fire extinguisher]
Pierce Hawthorne : We're all dying. We're all gonna die!
Sanders : My readings indicate the need for cooperation.
Troy Barnes : I hate to pull rank on you, but I need you to man your station now, Jeff.
Jeff Winger : I hate to pull reality on you, but you got your rank, Captain, by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Get off my mommy. I'm her man.