"Community" A Fistful of Paintballs (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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Quotes 

  • Abed Nadir : Jeff wants to see you.

    Annie Edison : Yeah? And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : Ah, my study group. How long has it been?

    Abed Nadir : 5 hours?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Too long. Welcome to Fort Hawthorne.

    Annie Edison : How is this even possible?

    Pierce Hawthorne : It began with a dream, Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets underneath the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump's on the house. Or if you prefer, relax and catch a show.

    [He motions toward Vicki, who is standing on a table, dancing] 

    Jeff Winger : This is insane.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Don't worry, Jeff. I've also got someone more your speed.

    [He motions toward Garrett, who is standing on a table, dancing] 

    Leonard : Because you're gay.

  • Annie Edison : Who are you?

    Black Rider : I'm the bad guy.

    Annie Edison : Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness. You're creepy.

    Black Rider : Then why's your chest getting all flushed?

    Annie Edison : It's a rash, I'm allergic to beans. Look, do you even go to school here?

    Black Rider : Sorry, I get paid to shoot paintballs honey, not the breeze.

  • Abed Nadir : I heard you never shoot an unarmed man.

    Annie Edison : Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans.

    Abed Nadir : Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed.

    [Abed pulls his pistol out from under his poncho] 

    Abed Nadir : Seeing as I'm... eating your beans.

  • Jeff Winger : What have you heard about Pierce?

    Annie Edison : I hear he's still alive, holed up near the cafeteria.

    Jeff Winger : Well, I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.

  • Annie Edison : Are you talking about the handsome, blonde cowboy with the big guns? Is that guy a student? Who is he?

    Troy Barnes : We just call him the Black Rider.

    Annie Edison : Okay, but he's not really riding anything...

    Troy Barnes : Look, I don't name people, Annie. I'm a deputy. I deputize.

  • Jeff Winger : You think Pierce has? Annie, let's not rehash this. The guy's been a jerk all year.

    Annie Edison : He's a jerk because we exclude him.

    Jeff Winger : We exclude him because he's a jerk. And the last time I checked, you were the last one feeling sorry about it.

    Annie Edison : I guess I'm still waiting for you guys to come around.

    Jeff Winger : Likewise.

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