Community (TV Series)
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (2011)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Professor Duncan, you are such a great teacher when you're drinking.
Professor Duncan : Thank you, Daryl.
Abed Nadir : It's Troy.
Troy Barnes : Hey, if the man wants to give "Daryl" an A, let him do it.
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Abed Nadir : Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, non-robotic voice. We won't make it to the hospital.
Shirley Bennett : I'm gonna have this baby at a hospital with my husband, the father of my baby.
Ben Chang : n which case, what you need to do is elevate your legs over your head while facing the northeast corner of the room. But try not to look at the door, that's bad luck. Chang babies are very superstitious. Also, if you can visualize a rabbit riding a dragon it'll increase his chances of winning lotteries.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Well, what's it gonna be?
Abed Nadir : What?
Pierce Hawthorne : I wanna buy the rights to your handshake. Do we have a deal?
Troy Barnes : Pierce, we're about to take Shirley to the hospital. This is not the time.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, it's the time. According to my watch, it's 1,000 o'clock.
[Pierce allows 10 $100 dollar bills to dangle from his watch hand]
Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : Deal.
[Troy takes the money]
Pierce Hawthorne : Great. So how does it work?
Troy Barnes : I don't know, we just kind of do it when one of us says something awesome.
Abed Nadir : Yeah.
Pierce Hawthorne : All right. Betty Grable.
[Abed looks away as Troy looks confused at Pierce]
Pierce Hawthorne : I said, "Betty Grable."
[Abed half-heartedly does the handshake with Pierce then looks away in shame]
Troy Barnes : [Pierce looks to Troy] No.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yes.
Troy Barnes : [choking back tears] No.
Pierce Hawthorne : Do it. Make your money, whore.
[sobbing Troy does the handshake with Pierce and cries out]
Troy Barnes : Who's Betty Grable?
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, that's the stuff.
[satisfied Pierce turns and exits]
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Abed Nadir : [Counting money] Four hundred, 500.
Troy Barnes : It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
