Community (TV Series)
Critical Film Studies (2011)
Patrick Cohen: Waiter
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : What matters is this... talking.
Waiter : Is everything... okay?
Abed Nadir : Uh, yes. Just the check, please.
Waiter : Oh, I'm sorry. So you're ending early?
[Abed waves off waiter]
Waiter : Because in My Dinner with Andre the waiter...
Abed Nadir : [whispers] Check, check, check. Bye.
Jeff Winger : [hoarse whisper] Abed?
Abed Nadir : Mm-hm.
Jeff Winger : What's My Dinner with Andre?
Abed Nadir : It's just a movie about, uh... two guys talking at a restaurant...
[trails off]
Jeff Winger : [Jeff retrieves his phone from the water glass]
[normal voice]
Jeff Winger : So this wasn't a real conversation? You were doing another movie?
Abed Nadir : A movie about a real conversation.
Jeff Winger : Did you poop your pants on the set of Cougar Town?
Abed Nadir : That shouldn't matter.
Jeff Winger : [angrily slams his fist on the table] This is why we don't hang out.