"Community" Intro to Political Science (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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  • Dean Pelton : Pierce, what's your platform?

    Pierce Hawthorne : My platform is one tall enough to push Vicki off of to her death.

    [Vicki looks at Pierce in disgust and runs away] 

    Dean Pelton : Vicki? Well, it appears Vicki has dropped out of the race.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Then, so do I. I only entered this to get back at Vicki for not lending me a pencil.

  • Dean Pelton : What is your platform... Magnitude?

    Magnitude : Pop pop!

    [the crowd laughs] 

    Dean Pelton : Same question.

    Magnitude : Same answer: Pop pop!

  • Dean Pelton : We have seven hours to elect a student president. Ah. What am I gonna wear? I mean, I could borrow my sister's Uncle Sam outfit. It's tailored for ladies, but what else can I do on such short notice?

    Jeff Winger : Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam. Or admit you don't have a sister.

  • Dean Pelton : All right, first up is this fella. Let's go, come on. All right, tell everybody your name.

    Garrett Lambert : Garrett.

    Dean Pelton : Okay, Garrett, and why do you wanna be president?

    Garrett Lambert : I wanted ice cream, so I got in line...

    Dean Pelton : Okay, okay. He wanted ice cream. So, what do we say, gang? Does he make it to the next round? By applause. Oh! We've got our first nominee. All right, the bar has been set. All right, stand to the side. Stand to the side.

  • Dean Pelton : All right, let us resume. Star-Burns, we haven't heard from you on this black mold issue.

    Star-Burns : Yeah, I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing. Thank you.

    [audience booes] 

    Jeff Winger : Dean, before this election stops being about the issues, I have a question for my opponents. What's your favorite color? Mine's a three-way tie. Red, white and blue.

    [audience cheers and applauds] 

    Dean Pelton : Magnitude, a response?

    Magnitude : I think you know, Dean.

    Dean Pelton , Star-Burns , Magnitude , Audience : Pop, pop.

    [audience laughs and applauds] 

    Dean Pelton : I set him up.

    Annie Edison : I have an audio-visual presentation, Dean.

    Dean Pelton : Oh, that sounds interesting. What's your presentation?

    Annie Edison : My presentation is a copy of Jeff Winger's 1997 audition tape for MTV's The Real World.

    Jeff Winger : [chuckles]  What?

    [shock and fear crease Jeff's face] 

    Jeff Winger : What?

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