Burn Notice (TV Series)

Army of One (2011)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Dixon : I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away!

  Sam Axe : Dixon, I just need a small favor, okay?

  Dixon : Favors are for friends, and friends don't tase one another and put them in the trunks of cars!

  ["Dixon" / 'Sam's "Friend"'] 

  Sam Axe : First of all, that was years ago. Second, I said I was sorry. And you know, third, if you'd agreed to help, I wouldn't have had to do it.

• Dixon : You guys suck!

  Fiona Glenanne : Hey, I've ridden in there. As trunks go, it's not so bad. Uh, Sam, I think I know how the cops found us. Dixon here likes to accessorize.

  Sam Axe : You're under house arrest? Why didn't you say something?

  Dixon : Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention that when I was unconscious? I'm unconscious because *you* tased me!

  Sam Axe : [indicating Fi]  Uh, technically, she tased you.

• Sam Axe : Not to pry, but is there something between you and Mike? I mean, ever since you guys moved in together, seems like things have been a little tense.

  Fiona Glenanne : I'd be happy with "tense". Michael can find room for my snow globes in his apartment but he can't figure out how I fit into his life.

  Sam Axe : Well, you know how Mikey is with commitment.

  Fiona Glenanne : Look, I really don't want to talk about his issues right now. I have issues of my own. I am driving around with an unconscious man in my trunk.

  [police siren] 

  Fiona Glenanne : Correction: I am driving around with an unconscious man in my trunk and a cop trying to pull me over.

  Sam Axe : Aw, crap. Do you think someone spotted us nabbing Dixon?

  Fiona Glenanne : We're not going to stick around to find out.