American Dad! (TV Series)
Gorillas in the Mist (2011)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
Quotes
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Roger the Alien : [about a country musician that plays at his bar] I... I don't understand it. They play three chords and whine about their lives, and the crowd goes nuts.
Hayley Smith : You gotta listen to the words. Country music comes from the heart.
Roger the Alien : It comes from the ass. Right in the middle of the ass.
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Hayley Smith : [to Roger] Hey, what happened to being a country singer?
Roger the Alien : Oh, living the honky-tonk life was too hard. I'm doing calypso dancing now.
Hayley Smith : I don't blame you. The woman you ran off with was a mess. Did she have a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on her stomach?
Naydern : No, she didn't. It's Victor from "The Young and the Restless."
[shows off her tattoo]