Gossip Girl (TV Series)
War at the Roses (2010)
Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Why are we sidebar-ing? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair Waldorf : No, I just don't wanna seem like I'm ceding territory too easily. So... pretend like we're talking about something serious, like my birthday.
[Serena chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : Or... have you figured out that anniversary situation?
Serena van der Woodsen : B, what can I do? They're already planning a family thing.
Blair Waldorf : Unacceptable! Just like that sex glow you're sporting.
Serena van der Woodsen : There was no sex. Just coffee.
Blair Waldorf : Coffee is the thing you have before you pay the check to go have sex.
Serena van der Woodsen : This is different. Colin is...
Blair Waldorf : Our professor? The one you promised to stay away from, except where class is concerned?
Serena van der Woodsen : We're meeting only during office hours.
Blair Waldorf : You are one macchiato away from making the mistake that you always make.
[shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf : And I won't be an accomplice... especially not on my almost-birthday.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, fine, I won't mention this anymore.