Gossip Girl (TV Series)

It-Girl Happened One Night (2011)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Dan Humphrey : Waldorf. Where's the new Epperly?

  Blair Waldorf : You're looking at her.

  Dan Humphrey : Oh, God, what did you do to her?

  Blair Waldorf : She's in a better place. She's in Bali doing downward dogs with some British wally named Prat. Or... prat named Wally. In any case, she quit.

  Dan Humphrey : That's great. My only contact at Conde Nast has been replaced by a stapler stealer.

  Blair Waldorf : And I will staple whatever's in your sweaty hands to your jeans if you don't leave this instant.

• Blair Waldorf : Go get some B-roll of the food and drink. And be discreet, we are not TMZ!

• Blair Waldorf : If you'll excuse me, I have a Valentine's vendetta to exact. Where the hell is my crew?

• W Interviewer : [interviewing]  Any resort plans this season?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Uh, Mustique, maybe. I haven't really thought about it.

  W Interviewer : Shoe of the moment?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, Louboutin, Bianca. Are we almost done?

  Blair Waldorf : [prompting Donna]  Have you asked her who her Valentine is?

  [as Serena gives her a questioning look] 

  Blair Waldorf : We were instructed to ask everyone.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Uh, I'm not gonna answer that. I like to keep my private life private.

  Blair Waldorf : But you do have a special someone. Ben Donovan. He's standing at the bar, right now. Or make that, behind it. Come on, don't be embarrassed, S. It's okay to date below your line. Madonna and Julia Roberts paved the way for girls like you.

• Gossip Girl : Rubies are red, hydrangeas are blue... Chuck gave his heart away.

  Dan Humphrey : [from vantage point shared with Blair]  Wow, he's good.

  Gossip Girl : But guess what, Blair? Not to you.

  Blair Waldorf : Shut up, Humphrey!