- Roderick Poole: Logan? Logan! Always swim naked when you can. Summer or winter, you'll live forever.
- Logan Mountstuart (Young): I, Logan Mountstuart, do solemnly declare that in this, my final year at Oxford, I will lose my virginity
- Logan Mountstuart (Young): [Voice over, speaking his thoughts] I cannot, must not, lose this wager to Peter Scabius. Or Ben. Never. If Ben wins I'll become a monk.
- Logan Mountstuart (Young): [Voice over] I feel completely disturbed. Angry. Can't settle to anything. It's utterly preposterous to be a virgin at my age. Absurd. Shameful.