Leo Donnelly: Self - Narrator

Quotes 

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  Leo Donnelly : These manicure girls certainly love their job, for the tips are big. Why? 'Cause an elephant never forgets.

• Leo Donnelly : Food prices hit a new low on Third Avenue in New York City when this restaurant hung out a sign announcing a penny-a-dish menu. One cent will get you a bowl of soup, a plate of beans, a cup of coffee or a piece of pie. No tips, no hat check, and a good lunch for about a nickel - believe it or not.

• Leo Donnelly : [on a street vendor of cigarette butts]  Interviewed by our financial editor, he said what this country needs today are bigger and better butts - wrapped in cellophane, if you puh-leeze.