The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bus Pants Utilization (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know how we're always having to stop and solve differential equations, like when you're doing Fourier analysis or using the Schrödinger equation?
Sheldon Cooper : Howard doesn't, he's only an engineer.
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, Leonard, that's actually a valid idea. Very good.
Leonard Hofstadter : Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat who learned how to use the toilet?
Sheldon Cooper : No. The two achievements are equally surprising and equally admirable. Though if pressed, I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.
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Sheldon Cooper : I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard Hofstadter : What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon Cooper : They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [fed up with Sheldon trying to take over the app project] Okay, you're fired.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? Why?
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Sheldon Cooper : Consider this unlikely, but very plausible scenario: A young woman, alone in the big city. Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
Penny : Hey, wait a minute.
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on. Let's see where he's going.
Sheldon Cooper : Then it hits her. How is she going to survive? She has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I...
Penny : Hang on, let's see where he's going.
Sheldon Cooper : She befriends them and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
Leonard Hofstadter : That is ridiculous.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh is it? Let's see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
[everyone looks at Penny]
Penny : Oh great. You know what? I've already mooched dinner off you guys, I don't need to listen to this.
Howard Wolowitz : There's your answer, free food.