The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Bus Pants Utilization (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : [to Sheldon, who is sitting on the stairs playing the theremin]  Whatcha doing? Trying to contact your home planet?

• Penny : Hey, you don't need Leonard and his app. You can make one with me.

  Sheldon Cooper : With you?

  Penny : Seriously, I have a great idea for one.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is it better than your idea to move to Los Angeles and become a famous actress?

• Sheldon Cooper : Consider this unlikely, but very plausible scenario: A young woman, alone in the big city. Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.

  Penny : Hey, wait a minute.

  Howard Wolowitz : Hang on. Let's see where he's going.

  Sheldon Cooper : Then it hits her. How is she going to survive? She has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend, Howard.

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I...

  Penny : Hang on, let's see where he's going.

  Sheldon Cooper : She befriends them and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That is ridiculous.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh is it? Let's see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.

  [everyone looks at Penny] 

  Penny : Oh great. You know what? I've already mooched dinner off you guys, I don't need to listen to this.

  Howard Wolowitz : There's your answer, free food.