The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Birthday Bashed/Momnipresent (2009)

Tara Strong: Timmy Turner, Baby Poof, Britney Britney

Quotes 

• Timmy Turner : Why is she crying? We checked up everything on our lame list. What's missing?

  Wanda : Well, maybe she's missing. Echo effect, please? You.

  Cosmo : [echoing]  You. You. You.

• Timmy Turner : Uh, is that Russian code meaning my hair is stupid?

  Mom : No, but I deciphered for your code loud and clear, You don't want to spend time with me.

  Timmy Turner : But all we do is run errands all the time, I'm a boy, clothing stores hurt me.

  Mom : Well, I'm a busy mom with lots of boring errands, but I always looking forward to doing them with my son. I wish I could take you somewhere super exciting like SepTIMberfest, but I can't.

  Timmy Turner : Did you just say SepTIMberfest?

• Mom : Did you here something?

  Timmy Turner : Not a thing.

• Timmy Turner : The party's about to start, and we haven't got everything on the list! Double agent or not? I'm ditching my mom.

  Cosmo : It's no use. Your mom. He's too good! She's everywhere, and do you know how long it takes a woman to pick up wallpaper? You're never gonna get out of here!

  Timmy Turner : She might have dragged me a wallpaper world, but there's no way she'll find me at the world's biggest disco ball.

• Timmy Turner : Is that crying?

  Wanda : It's the mom cam.

• Timmy Turner : Don't start the party till I get back. I wish I was home!

• Timmy Turner : New door, cool. Now what do we still need for the party besides my tux?

  Wanda : Britney Britney won't get out of her limo unless there's fresh arctic ice cubes, Chip Skylark has requested the world's biggest disco ball, and mega movie star Sylvester Calzone will only drink from important coconuts.

  Timmy Turner : Okay, new plan. I'll take Cosmo and get the stuff myself. You stay here with baby barfs a lot and make sure everything runs smoothly.

• Mom : Timmy Turner, you can play in the snow later. I have errands to run.

  Timmy Turner : Here's a silly question. How did you find me?

  Mom : With mother's intuition of course, and this super high-tech tracking device that I created when I worked for the CIA before you were born.

• Christie Glamorpuss : Yes, SepTIMberfest is still an hour away, guest was arriving early, like pops super diva Britney Britney!

  Britney Britney : My new nose and I want it to be a first inside to get the fresh arctic ice.

  Mom : SepTIMberfest? I wouldn't mind taking my ice at the star studded party, but having dry toast with my son at the salon is like a party.