Futurama (TV Series)

The Prisoner of Benda (2010)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate

Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : So Leela's all crotchety because she thinks I don't like her in the Professor's disgusting body.

  Hermes Conrad : You do, don't you?

  Philip J. Fry : Of course, but I was willing to lie about it. What more can a man do?

  Hermes Conrad : You could switch your mind into a gross, disgusting body, give her a toke of her own medicine.

  Philip J. Fry : Of course! But it would have to be a really disgusting body.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Friends, look! I have barnacles in my tuckus.

  Hermes Conrad : The long search is over.

• Hermes Conrad : [Watching Amy eat in Leela's body, which is now obese]  Sweet orca of Majorca! You make Fat Albert look like Regular Albert!

  Amy Wong : I know! But I can't help myself.

  Hermes Conrad : Here, put your mind in my body.

  Amy Wong : No! I'll ruin your body too!

  Hermes Conrad : Three decades of the munchies beat you to it.