The Simpsons (TV Series)

How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (2010)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.

  [Thought bubble shows Homer with trophy; Danica Patrick appears] 

  Danica Patrick : Congratulations, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : Danica Patrick in my thoughts?

  Danica Patrick : That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.

  Marge Simpson : You brickyard bimbo!

  [They fight; the thought bubble fades] 

  Homer Simpson : I ended that a little too soon.

  [Thought bubble reappears with Danica and Marge beating up Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.

• Marge Simpson : A doctor who treats kids and pets?

  Dr. Thurmond : Hey, in this economy I'll even remove tattoos.

  Homer Simpson : Can you remove my tramp stamp? I got the idea from watching a show where people regret these.

• Homer Simpson : Listen to the man, Marge. He pays Bart's salary.

  Marge Simpson : No, he doesn't.

  Homer Simpson : Why don't you ever support my gibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid.