The Simpsons (TV Series)

MoneyBart (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

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Quotes 

• Nelson Muntz : She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch. What's X, Lisa?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, that depends...

  Nelson Muntz : Sorry. She did it yesterday.

• Lisa Simpson : Managers manage, and players play.

  Ralph Wiggum : Do alligators alligate?

  Lisa Simpson : I don't know! Yes!

  Ralph Wiggum : I'm scared!

• Nelson Muntz : Hey, get a room, you two.

  Lisa Simpson : We're brother and sister.

  Milhouse Van Houten : So are my parents, I think.

• Lisa Simpson : I need another player. Ralph is too juiced.

  Ralph Wiggum : [surrounded by juice boxes]  I didn't know what I was putting into my body.

• Nelson Muntz : What's a babe like her doing with a brown banana like Skinner?

  Bart Simpson : Maybe she's one of those sexy school supply company reps.

  Milhouse Van Houten : If that is true, then where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart? Where's her suitcase with wheels?

• Lisa Simpson : Bottom line: I need an extracurricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.

  Bart Simpson : We're not losers! Last year we finished six and five.

  Nelson Muntz : And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckle-faced kid on the team that we picked on 'til he quit.

  [sees the tall, freckled kid walking down the street] 

  Nelson Muntz : Hey, Splatterface! How's the weather up there?

  [Kid walks off, downhearted] 

  Nelson Muntz : It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.

• Bart Simpson : [Taking off his uniform]  Here's my uniform, since I won't be needing it anymore.

  Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! Underpants dinner!

  [Starts taking off shirt] 

  Marge Simpson : No, it's not!

  Marge Simpson : [Dejected]  Oh.