The Simpsons (TV Series)

500 Keys (2011)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Seymour Skinner, Otto Mann

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : I don't get it. I tried to do bad, but I ended up doing good.

  Reverend Lovejoy : Haw, haw!

• Principal Seymour Skinner : [on the phone]  Mother, it is *my* birthday, not *our* anniversary.

  Lisa Simpson : [Lisa runs into the office]  Principal Skinner, do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school?

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Mother, I have work do.

  [beat] 

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Well, it's work if they pay you.

  [beat] 

  Principal Seymour Skinner : They say they're going to!

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Well, I have a very busy schedule, but...

  [presses a button on his desk] 

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Myra, cancel all my appointments.

  Lisa Simpson : You're just pressing a Mento.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : [beat]  Very true.

• Nelson Muntz : Little Miss Play-It-Safe, eh? Have a nice day. Just like the day before that...

  [starts backing up slowly] 

  Nelson Muntz : ... and the day before that... and the day before that... and the day before that...

  Nelson Muntz : [Through PA system]  ... and the day before that... and the day before that...

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Nelson, will you just tell everyone the lunch specials?

  Nelson Muntz : Sloppy joes! And the day before that... Tater tots! And the day before that...