The Simpsons (TV Series)

Loan-a Lisa (2010)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : You're quitting school?

  Nelson Muntz : Dropping it like a melon off an overpass.

  Lisa Simpson : But don't you know? People who don't go to college make 3% less than people who do.

• Lisa Simpson : Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm Lisa, and this is my friend Nelson.

  Nelson Muntz : S'up, Zuck?

  Mark Zuckerberg : [Typing]  Mark Zuckerberg is... happy to make new friend.

  Lisa Simpson : That's nice. Mr. Zuckerberg, I want to show my friend the importance of a college education.

  Mark Zuckerberg : Actually, I dropped out of Harvard.

  Lisa Simpson : You did?

  Nelson Muntz : Better earnin' than learnin'.

  Mark Zuckerberg : Hell, yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree: honorary, baby!