Glee (TV Series)

Grilled Cheesus (2010)

Amber Riley: Mercedes Jones

Quotes 

• Mercedes Jones : How do you know for sure? You can't prove that there is no God.

  Kurt Hummel : You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?

  Brittany Pierce : Is God an evil dwarf?

• Mercedes Jones : You get to wear a fabulous hat.

  Kurt Hummel : You had me at fabulous hat.

• Mercedes Jones : Hi, church.

  [the congregation choruses "hi" back] 

  Mercedes Jones : I have a favor to ask you guys. My friend Kurt Hummel's dad is in the hospital. And it's pretty bad. And I know we have all of our own worries and troubles, but if we could just put them aside and focus on all of our prayers and give them to Burt Hummel, and to my friend Kurt. I know you don't believe in God, and you don't believe in the power of prayer, and that's okay. To each his own. But you've got to believe in something. Something more than you can touch, taste, or see. 'Cause life is too hard to go through it alone, with something to hold onto and without something that's sacred. Anyways, Kurt, this song is for you.

• Mercedes Jones : I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here.

  Quinn Fabray : I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.

  Santana Lopez : Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby?