Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Gorillas in Our Midst! (2010)

Dee Bradley Baker: Dr. Milo, Bat-Griffin, Detective Chimp

Quotes 

• Dr. Milo : Fakes? Impossible. I scoped out that diamond depository myself. Unless...

  Batman : That's right, Milo. Each of those cubic zirconium were embedded with a tracking device that led us straight to this lethal lab. Your unholy experiments end tonight.

  The Spectre : Achilles Milo. Your day of reckoning is at hand.

  Dr. Milo : [cowering]  Aah!

  Batman : It isn't for us to decide his fate, Spectre. This monster will get what's coming to him in a court of law, understand?

  Dr. Milo : Monster? I'll show you fools what a real monster looks like.

  The Spectre : [as he ingests a purple liquid and transforms into a large monster]  Huh, typical. You know, my way would be easier.

  Batman : But my way is just.

• Detective Chimp : I'm surprised you didn't leave Gotham in more... how shall I say, capable hands?

  Batman : B'Wana Beast may have unorthodox powers, but in the end, he always proves himself.

  Detective Chimp : I'd like a chance to prove myself with his partner. They don't call her Vixen for nothing.

• Vixen : B'wany's powers don't work on humans.

  Batman : [a bee lands on him]  Then use this.

  Detective Chimp : Combine my superior genetics with a bee? Are you mad, man? I vociferously protest. I...

  [B'wana Beast combines the two animals] 

  Detective Chimp : [to Batman in a high-pitched voice]  When I get back, I'm going to sting you.

• Detective Chimp : Gotham appears to be no worse than usual. Perhaps the old boy pulled it off?

  Batman : Like I said, he's good, just... peculiar.

• Batman : Now, what have you done with Chimp?

  [as Grodd claps, lights come up, revealing Chimp strapped to a table with a laser pointed at him] 

  Detective Chimp : I say, Batman, old chap. This is a bit of a sticky wicket.

• Gorilla Grodd : The human world will cower before GASP, and Batman will finally be forced to recognize our intellectual superiority.

  Monsieur Mallah : You said this was for the good of apekind, yet you obsess over this Batman.

  Gorilla Grodd : It's not obsession to know your enemy's every move. Isn't that right, Detective Chimp?

  Detective Chimp : [pretending to be a waiter]  So, you saw through my disguise, Grodd. It would seem your delusional vision is 20/20 today.

• Detective Chimp : [to Batman, after being captured by Grodd's ape army]  He says we're being taken to jail. Now, he thinks I might be able to get off, but I'm afraid you're toast, old man. His words, not mine.

• Detective Chimp : [almost getting hit by a cab]  Watch it, you clumsy half-wit!

  Batman : That was an ape driving a cab.

• Batman : I'm positive. There wasn't a single one left in the jungles, Detective Chimp.

  Detective Chimp : But if Grodd believes in ape supremacy, I still don't see why he would kidnap the Earth's entire ape population.

  Batman : He's raising an army, and we're gonna find out why.

  Detective Chimp : [impressed with his artificial wings]  The Bureau of Amplified Animals never gave us gadgets like this.

• B'Wana Beast : This is my fault. Batman trusted me to protect Gotham and I failed.

  Vixen : B'Wany, worrying won't help. We'll find a way out of this.

  B'Wana Beast : How? They've got your amulet. All the animals are gone, and my powers only make these apes stronger. Mari, let's face it, you could do a lot better than me. When it comes to superheroes and boyfriends... I'm strictly D-list. So just get it over with and dump me already.

  Vixen : B'wany, I...

  Detective Chimp : [being led in with Batman]  Take your paws off me, you dirty ape. Come back here and fight. Cuffs or no cuffs, I'll box your ears in.

  [turning and seeing Vixen] 

  Detective Chimp : Well, hello there. I don't believe we've had the pleasure. I'm Chimp. Detective Chimp.

  Vixen : B'wany, combine him with something so we can escape.

  Detective Chimp : I rather he combined you and I, my dear. We'd make quite the couple, don't you think?

• Detective Chimp : Vixen, if this is indeed the end, at least I had the pleasure of fighting at your side.

  B'Wana Beast : Can it, Chimp. I'm getting us out of this. And the lady's spoken for.

• Gorilla Grodd : It's not too late, Chimp. I could use you in our noble cause.

  Detective Chimp : [Grodd tries to use his telepathic powers]  Don't bother, Grodd. Batman taught me a Tibetan meditation to shield my mind from your evil influence.

  Gorilla Grodd : Fool!

  Batman : [knocking Grodd down]  Only a twisted psyche like yours could think these mind-controlled creatures are in a utopia.

  Gorilla Grodd : You will meet your demise in front of all your fellow humans. A fitting testament to all that Gotham belongs to Grodd.

• Batman : [defeating Grodd]  I knew you would come through, B'wana.

  Detective Chimp : Good show, old man. I was wrong to doubt you.

  Vixen : [Batman and Chimp leave]  Now, where were we before all this started? Oh, yes. We have to finish our little talk.

  B'Wana Beast : Mari, I know I'm not anyone's idea of the perfect boyfriend, but i-if you just...

  Vixen : Will you marry me?

  B'Wana Beast : [taken aback]  Me? Marry? Mari? You? Us? Yes. I will. I-I do.

  Vixen : [leaning up to kiss him]  Come here, you.

• The Spectre : Aren't you done toying with him yet, mortal?

  Batman : [defeating and restraining Milo]  Now I'm done toying with him. We'll leave him for the police.

  The Spectre : As you wish, Batman. But your leniency with criminal scum continues to disappoint me.

  Dr. Milo : You should have listened to the ghost. I'll be back out on the street in two months. You'll never stop me from continuing my great work.

  Batman : Lady Justice will deal with you, Milo.

  The Spectre : [reappearing after Batman leaves]  Achilles Milo.

  Dr. Milo : [Spectre opens his cage of lab rats]  Wait. What are you...

  The Spectre : [turning him into a human block of cheese]  The time has come for the evil you've wrought to consume you. Such is the wrath of the Spectre.

• Batman : [thinking]  Grodd's goons. Lasers about to do us bodily harm. No way out. Unless...

  [out loud] 

  Batman : Chimp, do you have your magnifying glass on hand?

  Detective Chimp : [taking it out of his hat]  I'd be naked without it.

  Batman : Good. Toss it to me.

  Detective Chimp : Of course. The glass will refract the laser beam.

  Batman : [freeing themselves and taking down Grodd's apes]  Now, to the Batplane.