- Roger Sterling: [regarding the recently-deceased Miss Blankenship] What's her occupation? Secretary?
- Joan Harris: Executive secretary.
- Bertram Cooper: She was born in 1898 in a barn, she died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper; she's an astronaut.
- Sally Draper: I made french toast.
- Don Draper: You know I don't like you using the stove.
- Sally Draper: Oh daddy, I do it all the time. And there's no shells in it.
- Don Draper: Where did you learn to do this?
- Sally Draper: Carla taught me.
- Don Draper: [takes a bite] What's on this?
- Sally Draper: Mrs. Butterworth's.
- Don Draper: Go get it.
- [Sally brings the bottle]
- Don Draper: That's rum. Read labels.
- Sally Draper: Is it bad?
- Don Draper: [considers] Not really.
- Roger Sterling: Damn it, I don't want to die in this office. I almost have twice.
- Joan Harris: Stop it.
- Roger Sterling: If it looks like I'm going, open a window. I'd rather flatten the top of a cab.
- Bertram Cooper: [doing a crossword puzzle] A three-letter word for a flightless bird.
- Miss Blankenship: Emu.
- Bertram Cooper: Nope, it starts with an L.
- Miss Blankenship: The hell it does.
- Harry Crane: [when he realizes an afghan from his office is being used to cover Miss Blankenship's corpse] My mother made that!
- Joan Harris: These need signatures, not initials. Caroline said you refused?
- Roger Sterling: It's just so much more work.