- Hachi Saito: [in Japanese] How does she not fall over?
- Joan Harris: Not very subtle, are they?
- Akira Takahashi: No, they are not.
- Don Draper: [Reading aloud from a piece of paper] "The man is shamed by being openly ridiculed and rejected; it requires an audience."
- Pete Campbell: What is that, fortune cookie?
- Don Draper: It's from that book you were all supposed to read.
- Pete Campbell: Oh.
- Don Draper: Chaough said he's in my rear-view mirror. Well, guess what? I'm gonna make a left turn - right off a cliff.
- Miss Blankenship: You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this - you have a phone call.
- Don Draper: You can buzz me for a phone call. Things like coffee after I've said no, you don't have to ask again.
- Miss Blankenship: You're always asleep in here.
- Pete Campbell: Now, if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped and get these chrysanthemums out of the building. Apparently, they symbolize death.
- Roger Sterling: [Reading about MLK's march in Selma in the newspaper] This Selma thing is not going away. You still don't think they need a civil rights law?
- Bertram Cooper: They got what they wanted, why aren't they happy?
- Pete Campbell: Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf and they can't.
- Joey Baird: Have you seen these? I'm trying to figure out what makes it work.
- Don Draper: I'm still wondering makes you work.
- Don Draper: You don't get to kill this account.
- Roger Sterling: You know how they are maybe it'll kill itself.
- Roger Sterling: Well I made a pledge to a lot of people you'll never meet not to do business with them.