- Bigfoot Wallace: You best wrap up, Mattie.
- Matilda Jane 'Mattie' Roberts: I like givin' my customers a free look, might make 'em feel... prosperous.
- Bigfoot Wallace: Storm's comin'. You'll have icicles hangin' off your milkers you don't get dressed, honey.
- Clara's father: [to Gus] You don't have to wait for an opinion with Miss Clara around. She'll give you one before you can catch your breath.
- Bigfoot Wallace: Hang the general, kill the bird, and keep the dentist. Dentist might come in handy.
- Caleb Cobb: [Seeing Indians near the bison herd] Looks like we're not the only men that like buffalo liver.