Family Guy (TV Series)

Quagmire's Dad (2010)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room. I'll say it. So, Ida, do you miss your penis?

  Lois Griffin : Peter!

  Chris Griffin : Thank you for asking it.

  Glenn Quagmire : Jeez.

  Dan Quagmire : No, it's okay. It's a perfectly normal question. We can't sit here and just pretend everything's the same. It is a big transition for me, yes. But the answer is I still have it. They just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.

  Dan Quagmire : Come on, dad...

  Stewie Griffin : Not a bad option to have in the back pocket.