- Brian Griffin: Stewie, can you please move? You're blocking the TV.
- Stewie Griffin: No! And I'll thank you to quiet down, I'm playing action figures. "Prepare to be bested on the battlefield, Lion-O". "Oh, I don't think so, He-Man... Ow!". "Oh, I'm sorry, did I punch you too hard?". "Yes, I suppose you don't know your own strength; I mean, look at your muscles!". "Oh, stop! You're the one with the sick abs". "God, my mouth is watering just looking at you". Yeah, that's right... you buy your kids ridiculously homoerotic dolls and then asked what happened? Yup. Your gay son is on you, buddy. Explain that to your god...
- Peter Griffin: So what do we got? Pancakes? Cool. What's on tap for school today, kids?
- Meg Griffin: Shut up, dad.
- Peter Griffin: Whatever.
- Mayor Adam West: Well, it's become clear: the only way to avoid this disaster is to write a strongly worded letter to the black hole!
- [starts to write]
- Mayor Adam West: Dear space: Well, you're just full of surprises, aren't ya? You think you're so good because you went and showed. Well, you're not gonna be so tough when I put a fishbowl on my head and a rocket pack on my back and come up there and punch you!
- [does so]
- Mayor Adam West: Take that, Orion!
- [punches Orion and forms the Orion Pictures logo]
- Mayor Adam West: That's right, all you are is a failed production company!
- Brian Griffin: Well, I'm off to serve food at the soup kitchen. Now that I've lived through this I kind of have to keep a promise I made to someone.
- Stewie Griffin: It's God!
- Peter Griffin: You want to know the truth Chris, Stewie and Brian bore the hell out of me Lois.
- Meg Griffin: What Chris, Brian and Stewie bore the hell out of you why?
- Meg Griffin: Jerk.
- Brian Griffin: I hate you Peter.
- Chris: I hate you Dad.
- Stewie Griffin: I hate you Fatman.
- Peter Griffin: Who wants an Xbox!
- Meg Griffin: Oh my god I couldn't stay mad at thanks Dad I can't wait to play it.
- Brian Griffin: I call it a Bribe.
- Lois Griffin: Peter you got to let the boys know they matter to you.
- Meg Griffin: I help get the boys back and there's only one was bribery.
- Lois Griffin: Peter it's only option left.
- Peter Griffin: I'm sorry the way i treated you boys can you ever forgive me.
- Peter Griffin: Boring.
- Lois Griffin: Peter what hell is going on here.
- Peter Griffin: I'll tell you what's going on Brian, Stewie and Chis bore the hell out of me.
- Meg Griffin: Jerk.
- Lois Griffin: Jerk.
- Brian Griffin: I hate you Peter!
- Chris Griffin: I hate you Dad.
- Stewie Griffin: I hate Fat Man.
- Peter Griffin: Who want's an Xbox!
- Meg Griffin: Oh my god I couldn't stay mad at you thanks Dad I can't wait to play it.
- Brian Griffin: It's Bribe!
- Meg Griffin: Dad you gotta let them know they matter to you.
- Lois Griffin: Meg's right Peter.
- Peter Griffin: I'm sorry the way I treated you boys can you ever forgive me.