Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
I Found Your Moustache (2010)
Stacy Keach: Tom
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Quotes
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Tom : You can't make sense out of a woman. They're like beautiful puzzles with missing pieces. Or a great book with no ending. Or, like my old man used to say, they're all friggin' nuts.
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Charlie Harper : [Asking for advice about what to do about Chelsea] So, what? I'm supposed to just go about my business, hoping that one day she shows up and says, "I'm back"?
Tom : Or, you can do like me and Ed did.
Ed : Change teams.
Tom : A lot easier livin' with a man than a woman.
Ed : Tom and I watch the same TV shows. We like the same food.
Tom : You don't have to leave the room to fart.
Ed : You don't have to, but it sure would be a nice idea.
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Charlie Harper : [Uncomfortable when Tom and Ed start to fight] Maybe I should go.
Tom : No, no, no! Sit down. Finish your beer.
Ed : Yeah, we're just sparrin'.
Tom : I love this broken down son of a bitch.
Ed : Oh, for God's sake! Don't gay it up in front of company.