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Quotes
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Brendan Dorff : All right, so what'd you guys think of Ashley?
P.J. Franklin : Do you buy her a children's ticket at the movies?
Mike Callahan : Did you meet her at the American Girl Teahouse?
Kenny Morittori : I enjoyed watching your date on "To Catch a Predator."
P.J. Franklin : Your turn, Bobby.
Bobby Newman : No, no, dude, I am completely supportive. I think it is awesome that you're helping her study for her S.A.T.s.
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Brendan Dorff : [picked on for his young girlfriend] You know, when I go out with her friends, they're a lot nicer.
Bobby Newman : Yeah, because they need you to buy them beer.
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Stephanie Layne : Does anyone have an idea for my new book?
Brendan Dorff : Oh, why don't you take our lives, thinly veil our names, and air all of our personal problems? Oh! Oh, no, wait. You already did that one.
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Brendan Dorff : She's gonna want you to do that list, Mr. Showerhead, okay? And if you do, she will own you.
Bobby Newman : I'm just trying to be helpful, man.
Brendan Dorff : Be helpful every now and then, but don't set a precedent.