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Quotes
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Bobby Newman : [having met NASCAR driver Brian Vickers] That was a man.
Kenny Morittori : What's the difference?
P.J. Franklin : Oh, gosh, I don't know. To me it's about responsibility, honesty, intelligence...
Mike Callahan : Bah, blah, blah. These are all abstract concepts, like justice or electricity.
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Brendan Dorff : All right, so what'd you guys think of Ashley?
P.J. Franklin : Do you buy her a children's ticket at the movies?
Mike Callahan : Did you meet her at the American Girl Teahouse?
Kenny Morittori : I enjoyed watching your date on "To Catch a Predator."
P.J. Franklin : Your turn, Bobby.
Bobby Newman : No, no, dude, I am completely supportive. I think it is awesome that you're helping her study for her S.A.T.s.
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Brendan Dorff : [picked on for his young girlfriend] You know, when I go out with her friends, they're a lot nicer.
Bobby Newman : Yeah, because they need you to buy them beer.
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Brendan Dorff : She's gonna want you to do that list, Mr. Showerhead, okay? And if you do, she will own you.
Bobby Newman : I'm just trying to be helpful, man.
Brendan Dorff : Be helpful every now and then, but don't set a precedent.
