The Good Guys (TV Series)
Small Rooms (2010)
Bradley Whitford: Dan Stark
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Quotes
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Dan Stark : [In Evidence Locker] No one's touched this stuff in years. Makes you sick. This where good evidence comes to die.
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Dan Stark : Evidence is like a bowl of soup. When it goes cold, you've gotta heat it up again. Scrape that film that grows on the top off it and just dig in.
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Dan Stark : Trust me. You don't want to get involved in any 'task force'. They should re-name those damn things. They do no tasks. They sure as hell never use any force.
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Dan Stark : Hey, I'm sorry I planted that gun. I can't help but feel that I'm partially responsible for this.
Jack Bailey : Partially? You're entirely responsible.
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Dan Stark : How am I supposed to keep you in the loop? Half the time, I don't even know what I'm going to do.
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Jack Bailey : [after Dan sums up Jack's love life] Bringing out the big guns on that one, aren't you?
Dan Stark : Big guns is all I carry.
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Dan Stark : You know when you order Chinese food and put it in the fridge. In a couple of months it gets scary. After a while, you don't want to open the fridge anymore? Whenever Frank and I found a sealed up box at a crime scene... called it murder leftovers.
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Lt. Ana Ruiz : Dan, you will never be allowed near my Evidence Locker again.
Dan Stark : How come when you say that it sounds so dirty.
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Dan Stark : Come out! You're surrounded!
Eric Williams : By what? Suburban homes?
Dan Stark : You're about to be surrounded!
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Dan Stark : There's no prints on that. I looked.
Jack Bailey : Yeah, well, technology's come a long way since "I looked".
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Dan Stark : Why don't you sniff on those seats there and see if there's some fluids.
Jack Bailey : That's not going to happen.
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Dan Stark : It's not what it looks like.
Jack Bailey : Oh really? It looks like you stole a semi-automatic weapon from the Evidence Locker and planted it in the bushes of the mother of my ex-girlfriend.
Dan Stark : I guess it is kinda what it looks like.
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Dan Stark : Maybe you should trust me.
Jack Bailey : Trust you? Dan, you have been lying to me the whole time.
Dan Stark : Yes, but that's exactly why you can trust me. Because you know I'm going to lie to you.
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Dan Stark : Hey, I want you to know that if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack Bailey : That's the best reason to stay alive I could possibly imagine.
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Jack Bailey : [to a Guatemalan suspect] What is your name?
Dan Stark : Que pasa your nombre, hombre?
[a mixture of Spanish & English that literally translates to 'What's up your name, man?]
