"The Simpsons" Postcards from the Wedge (TV Episode 2010) - Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Marge Simpson : I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.

Homer Simpson : No freedom. I have no freedom around this house! After sex, I'm not talking to you!
Marge Simpson : Mister, you are grounded.

Homer Simpson : And no TV.

Marge Simpson : And I'm taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons.

Homer Simpson : And when you're out of my sight, you must constantly Twitter me exactly what you are up to, even though I don't know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out.
Marge Simpson : That's one month of homework? It seems like a lot for a young boy.

Homer Simpson : I say he should get more homework. I don't have to help him, do I?

Principal Skinner : No.

Homer Simpson : Pile it on! I want him to be Korean by the time he's done.
Marge Simpson : Let's have lunch at Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.

Homer Simpson : No line, close to the bathrooms... I see no reason to disagree.

Bart Simpson : Smooth move, mom. Choosing the one place that doesn't serve beer.

Homer Simpson : What the... Then I wanna eat at Moe's Express.

Moe Szyslak : [to bartenders] And by express I mean express your anger at the world.

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier