- Patrick Jane: You know, I could be my own lawyer.
- Kimball Cho: You're going to represent yourself? You represent yourself, you're an idiot.
- Patrick Jane: Uh, actually, it's "He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client". It's much catchier. Could be fun, Cho.
- Teresa Lisbon: Call Cho, I'm not even armed.
- Patrick Jane: More lies. You have at least 2 guns in that car... 3? Oh my. The poster girl for the NRA.
- Teresa Lisbon: Patrick, you were trying to help me. You were! You thought if I made a big bust, the POC would get off my back.
- Patrick Jane: You know, I'm always going to save you Lisbon. Whether you like it or not.
- Teresa Lisbon: I don't need to be saved. I know this would end in disaster the day I signed on with you. One day, I'm going to get fired because of you. That's just the way it is.
- Patrick Jane: Well, some people might ask why you signed on with me in the first place.
- Teresa Lisbon: Catch a lot of bad guys. Most days that's enough.
- Teresa Lisbon: Anybody see anything?
- Wayne Rigsby: Well, we've got an SFPD cam, but so far nothing. Just an average night.
- Patrick Jane: Average night, average neighborhood, average murder. Why are we here?
- Patrick Jane: [Referring to the defense attorney] Well, I'm - I'm sorry, your honor. But this woman is spouting nothing but ludicrous pettifoggery, and uh, I'm a little hungry.
- Teresa Lisbon: Your honor, if you'll let me down, I can handle it.
- Judge Hildred: Mr. Jane, that is your name correct?
- Patrick Jane: That is correct. Patrick Jane.
- Teresa Lisbon: This court hereby fines you $1000.
- Patrick Jane: Make it $2000, and let me tell this class of woman to move it along.
- Judge Hildred: $2000 then!
- ADA Marc Odenthal: You let a killer back on the streets.
- Patrick Jane: Actually, I got the killer off the streets. Keeping him off the streets, *your* job.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, come on. Look at the bright side, you get 5 days off. 5 days off from me.
- Teresa Lisbon: Cho, you're in charge. He's your problem now.
- Patrick Jane: [about to enter a warehouse] You wouldn't want me to get hurt, would you?
- Teresa Lisbon: Don't bet on it.
- Patrick Jane: Well, we caught the bad guy.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yes, we did.
- Patrick Jane: Most days that's enough.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yep.
- Patrick Jane: You, uh, want to go to the range... shoot something?
- Teresa Lisbon: I'll drive.
- Kimball Cho: Hypnosis? Great plan.
- Patrick Jane: No, that would be silly. Hypnosis is illegal. That was a misdirect so that I could search his jacket pockets, and find this.
- Kimball Cho: [Jane opens his hand] A button, fluff, and some sand?
- Patrick Jane: Yeah. It's a little anticlimactic Um... do you have an evidence baggie?
- Kimball Cho: [standing to leave] You're walking home.
- Wayne Rigsby: So, Sylvan's financials are clean. There's just one thing I don't get. The end of every month, he withdraws just over two grand in cash. He has no family, no girlfriend.
- Kimball Cho: Sounds like rent.
- Wayne Rigsby: His apartment's only $900 and he writes a check for that.
- Kimball Cho: No, not his apartment. His home. A place to store his tools, process his victims, keep his trophies.
- Wayne Rigsby: A murder house. And if he's paying cash, it's a fair bet that the name Cale Sylvan won't be on the lease. That place could be anywhere.
- Grace Van Pelt: Well, maybe I can narrow it a little. Look at this. This is from the Sylvan murder video. The bag he's holding, it's from Ab's Gym. We show his picture around the gym, maybe we find someone that knows his other address.
- Wayne Rigsby: There's a dozen Ab's Gyms around here. It'll take days to canvass them.
- Kimball Cho: Ah, hell, start with the ones by the river. The sand Jane found in Sylvan's pockets, it's river sand, not ocean sand.
- Wayne Rigsby: How'd you know?
- Kimball Cho: We're in Sacramento. We got a river, not an ocean.
- ADA Marc Odenthal: I'm not the one who got the murder weapon tossed.
- Patrick Jane: Court is theater. Whatever side has the best liar wins. Usually, that's you, but today she was better.
- ADA Marc Odenthal: You're an arrogant little bastard.
- Teresa Lisbon: Look, Marc, there is no double jeopardy here. We can still take this to trial. I will find new evidence, I promise.
- ADA Marc Odenthal: [to Jane] You're a menace. When I'm DA, you'll never work with this office again.
- Patrick Jane: So ambitious.
- Teresa Lisbon: Not your call, Marc. Not then, not now.
- ADA Marc Odenthal: You're defending him?
- Patrick Jane: Thank you, Lisbon.
- Teresa Lisbon: Shut up, Jane.
- Patrick Jane: It's not a deterrent really. It's - it's revenge really. I mean, that's not a criticism, cause I'm all about revenge. I mean revenge can be very productive.
- Patrick Jane: He'll kill again. You - you know what he is, Lisbon.
- Teresa Lisbon: Knowing isn't proving. Rigsby, have Cho set up on Silvan's house, 24-hour surveillance. If he shows up, have Cho follow and maybe we'll get lucky.
- Wayne Rigsby: Okay.
- Patrick Jane: This - this is ridiculous. I...
- Teresa Lisbon: I know.
- Patrick Jane: I'm going to go with Cho.
- Patrick Jane: Catching killers, I enjoy. Being reminded we're just a cog in a petty fascist machine, that is a little depressing.
- Teresa Lisbon: Crime fighting's hard. Suck it up. If you weren't on the witness list, I wouldn't even let you in the same time zone as Judge Dredd.
- Patrick Jane: "Judge Dredd"? Can't possibly be as much fun as it sounds.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: I thought you two trusted each other.
- Teresa Lisbon: So did I.
- Patrick Jane: We do. We have trust. I-I didnt' tell her because I didn't want her to be complicit and lie about it later.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: Some partnership you got going on here.
- Patrick Jane: Cale Sylvan is a dangerous psychopath, and he killed Kelly Flower.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh? How's that?
- Patrick Jane: He had access. And he looked evil.
- Judge Hildred: What's the story, Mr. Odenthal?
- ADA Marc Odenthal: Your Honor, ahem, Mr. Jane did enter Mr. Sylvan's residence, but only because he feared there was an intruder inside.
- Dana Munn: You mean one besides himself?
- ADA Marc Odenthal: I had a confession. I had video. I had an airtight case. And it's all out. How could you break into his place?
- Patrick Jane: Easy. The lock on the back door is very flimsy.
- Teresa Lisbon: No food, no water. This is not good.
- Patrick Jane: Well, I suppose we should draw straws to see who eats who first.