- Mr. Loobertz: We put the "cool" in school.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Wouldn't that be "chool?"
- Mr. Loobertz: The "h" is silent.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [Quietly to himself] I'm in Ell.
- Eric Beal: I'm a firm believer that what you drive reflects who you are.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Sam chuckles] Exactly.
- Eric Beal: Whatever.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Looking at G] The way you drive.
- Nate Getz: What Admin Division is encrypted?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: The ones used to cover something confidential.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Take Kensi.
- [Everyone looks at Sam]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yeah, you heard me. I know you're taking PCH. I'm not sitting in traffic. So, I'll find out everything I can about Yeoman Rush. You two suck exhaust for the next 2 hours.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You suit yourself. Come on Kens. Hey, what do you say we,uh, stop for some donuts.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: I love donuts.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: You didn't say anything about donuts!
- Allison Pritchett: Street racing's a growing problem. These kids spend more than the car's worth making them go faster. And for what?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: [Looking at Allison's purse] Same reason some people spend their morgage payments on their purse, I guess.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I was chasing a suspect.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Ah.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Looking at the picture] No. That was - that was our day off. You were late picking me up for the King's game.
- [to G]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: No donut, no love.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: You gotta admire their spirit. One tragedy after another, and they just keep moving on.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: You have to otherwise, it eats you alive.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Give me a wrench.
- [Nate hands her a wrench]
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Whoa. Easy their cowboy! This baby's suffered enough.
- Nate Getz: Sorry, didn't know you cared so much.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Well, what can I say? Grease is my favorite perfume.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: It's just traffic school. How bad can that be?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Remember those Libyans that took us off their troller?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Really?
- Special Agent G. Callen: The Libyans didn't sing.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: There's singing?
- Special Agent G. Callen: And puppets!
- Allison Pritchett: Tokan was James's idea. None of the guys would race a woman. You know guys and their egos.
- Omar Alvarez: Hey, what about me, huh? I-I got radiation poisoning. Come - come on. I-I need medical attention.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna give you two of these, okay?
- [Drops two pills in Omar's mouth]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Better?
- Omar Alvarez: Hey man! Those were breath mints!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Never underestimate the importance of good oral hygene.
- Special Agent G. Callen: We're only going to get once chance at this.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [Hetty enters] Then let's not screw it up. Having said that. I've made some adjustments to the Challenger.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: *My* Challenger?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It may be your car, Sam. But Uncle Sam pays the gas.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [after finding out Sam's car had been modified] My car?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: From what we've seen, Mr. Callen. You don't seem to need any help.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I figured.
- Nick Stringer: [Refering to Sam's car] What the Hell do you have in that thing, dude?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: So high above your pay grade, you wouldn't recognize the view. How was your flight? Turn over. Turn over!
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I hope you guys are better liars out in the street.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Hetty, I'm offended.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Tough. I've removed the supercharger from the Challenger.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Why would you do that?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Oh geeze. I wonder.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [while taking Eric's Segway for a testride in an empty NCIS] Woooooa! I gotta get one of these!