CSI: Miami (TV Series)
Spring Breakdown (2010)
Jonathan Togo: CSI Detective Ryan Wolfe
Quotes
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Ryan Wolfe : Jesse, what do you think? Sand constricted his lungs? Caused him to suffocate?
Jesse Cardoza : Well, the tide was high last night. And the foam around his mouth means he most likely drowned. I'm sure Tom will enlighten us.
Ryan Wolfe : I don't need Tom to tell me we discovered a new kind of stupid.
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Jesse Cardoza : Based on the amount of sand that was displaced and the depth of the hole, I bet you we're looking at more than one killer.
Ryan Wolfe : You think there's killers?
Jesse Cardoza : Yeah.
Ryan Wolfe : I tell you what I think. Sandman over here's buddies drank a copious amount of alcohol, they buried him as a prank, then they took off. They thought he'd get free, tide came in...
[short whistle with the "beheading" gesture]
Ryan Wolfe : ...that's it.
Paul Arnett : [flashback] Guys! Come on! It's not funny! Somebody help!
[swallowing sea water, he coughs as the tide washes in]
Paul Arnett : Somebody help!
Jesse Cardoza : Well, accident or not, we still need to figure out who did this. Let's get to work.
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Ryan Wolfe : Dr. Tom, so nice of you to finally get to our victim.
Dr. Tom Loman : Don't start with me, Ryan. Even though I have proven to be a miracle worker, I am but one man.
Jesse Cardoza : Well, what can you tell us about our John Doe?
Dr. Tom Loman : .2 blood alcohol concentration at time of death. Salt water in his lungs, ruptured alveoli, frothy sputum. A drunk drowning.
Ryan Wolfe : Now, what can you tell us about our John Doe that we don't already know?
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Jesse Cardoza : Is this the guy that you shot your flare gun at?
Dean Butler : Yeah. But only after he refused to leave.
[short flashback]
Dean Butler : I should have known. Anyone who refers to himself as "The Program" is gonna be a problem.
Jesse Cardoza : The Program?
Dean Butler : Yeah, yeah. He was way into himself. Oh, what was it kept saying? Um... "P"... something, "The Program". Paul. Paul. His name's Paul the Program. Probably not his actual last name.
Ryan Wolfe : Did you actually get his last name?
Dean Butler : No. Look, it's like I told the other guys. He was a jerk, but I didn't kill him.
Jesse Cardoza : All right. Why don't you run us through yesterday? How'd you meet this Paul guy?
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Ryan Wolfe : It's Wolfe. Did you post the beach boy yet?
Dr. Tom Loman : I'm sorry, but your DB is not the only DB in town.
Ryan Wolfe : We got nothing out here. We'd like to finish this up, if that's okay.
Dr. Tom Loman : Ryan, I am currently with another body. I'll get to your guy as soon...
[Wolfe hangs up]
Dr. Tom Loman : Well, that was rude.
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Dr. Tom Loman : This is actually a murder.
Ryan Wolfe : A murder. See, here's what I was thinking: it's an accident. His friends buried him, and they, uh, forgot about him.
Dr. Tom Loman : You're wrong. Look at his jaw. Fractured perimortem. Looks like he took a kick square to the temporal mandibular joint.
Ryan Wolfe : Then they left him to drown.
Jesse Cardoza : Is, uh... is that a burn mark on his ear?
Dr. Tom Loman : [looking closer] Haven't gotten to that yet. It is a burn. That residue is familiar.
[smelling it]
Dr. Tom Loman : Slight sulfuric smell. My fall victim was shot with a flare.
Ryan Wolfe : You know, Horatio talked to a guy who took a shot at somebody with a flare gun, then missed.
Jesse Cardoza : What are the odds that this is that someone?
Dr. Tom Loman : It's spring break, fellas. Anything is possible.