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A horror movie with women from the Suicide Girls website? Well what could possibly go wrong here? Aside from...

...everything?!

This movie is the epitome of stupidity, bad storyline and horrible acting. It is everything that you don't want a movie to be, and then some. You have to look far and wide to manage to find stuff like this.

But I am sure if you are a teenager and have just recently discovered the thrill of naked ladies, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" is the right movie for you. But for the rest of us, people that have any sense of maturity and who wants just an ounce of quality in what we see on the screen, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" is a total waste of time, film and effort.

The storyline is fairly straight forward, simplistic and rather boring actually. A group of women from the suicide girls dot com website go deep into the forest for a photo shoot for a calender, but they start to mysteriously disappear and the horror begins.

A fairly average storyline that doesn't have anything to offer, unless you count naked and scantily clad women something to offer. These women are plastered with tasteless and tacky tattoos, which may or may not fall into just everyone's taste. Personally I don't mind tattoos, but there is something called moderation and class, and these clearly are well beyond that, in my opinion. And let's not forget that the acting talent combined between the entire cast doesn't even start to match up to even a single of most Hollywood actors and actresses.

The camera work in the movie was nothing to get excited about, quite the opposite actually. It is rare that I get annoyed with camera work in movies that aren't those God awful 'documentary-like' movies and 'lost footage' movies (such as "Blairwitch", "Paranormal Activity", and the like), but the camera work in this movie was just frustrating and annoying to behold.

So what are the good points of this movie? Well if you like naked women plastered with tattoos and super tacky horror movies, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" might just do the trick for you. For me, this movie did absolutely nothing and it was an uphill battle to get through. I actually gave up and had to turn it off, it was just that horrible.

If you enjoy a proper horror movie and want to be thoroughly entertained by the movie you sit down to watch and invest your time and effort into, then "Suicide Girls Must Die" should be avoided at all costs.

The first 50 minutes of the film is girls talking and shouting at each other and montages of girls taking their clothes off, the closest thing to horror is that some girls go missing. Afterwards it descends into the usual group splits up and go missing 1 by 1. The ending is a huge slap in the face that makes you realise you just wasted your time watching it and makes the film pointless.

The "Reality horror" that it markets itself as is basically Jersey Shore in the woods. The "characters" (all the girls play their real life counterpart) are completely unlikable, which takes away what little suspense ever existed. The only reason you might want to watch this is because the girls get naked but considering you can find better stuff on the internet it's not worth wasting your time with this.

I did manage to sit through the whole thing. It had sound, moving images, some sort of plot, and characters.

I suppose I'm at the right age and of the right gender to enjoy this sort of thing...young alt women in various states of undress. But it didn't appeal to me at all. For one thing, these young women have particularly unattractive personalities. For another, contrary to what others have written, they're pretty plain-looking and not much of a turn-on, even nude and trying to pose seductively.

I think it really began to irritate me when four girls in a boat, even when equipped with a very nice paddle, couldn't seem to get their boat the last 100 feet to the shore. Nope...got to strip (literally) and swim to shore.

As for the final resolution and climax of the story, if you can't see it coming from a mile away, you don't watch many movies.

Better than "Birdemic," but not by too much. Still, watchable in parts.

I couldn't agree more with the the title of this video. I caught an episode of the show on Showtime today and had to turn it off after 10 or 12 minutes to keep my sanity. There is nothing appealing about any of these so-called women, and their antics make Jersey Shore look like Shakespeare. Who in heaven's name watches this stuff? I can guess, but I will be charitable and not say who I think they are. I guess there's an audience for anything these days (how otherwise to explain any of those Housewives shows?). Given my druthers, I'd rather watch a television test pattern than this dreck. Actually, I'd much rather watch that skinny eastern Ruropean babe who defines English words one at a time online. At least she has something to say. And something worth showing.

I could not believe I had never heard of the SuicideGirls before now. Once I quit trying to take this film seriously I actually thought it was so dry it became funny. After that I was OK with it. Yeah the acting was substandard at best but I decided to give these girls an even shake and finished the movie. I've sat through other movies that got better ratings that were much worse than this one. I certainly would not want anyones daughter using these girls as role models that's for sure. I was really hoping for more but like a lot of "B" type Indie flicks they don't always come out like you wanted. Some of these girls are actually beautiful and I believe when people get a better look they might truly reconsider what they think beauty is. I will need to watch a couple of the earlier SuicideGirls attempts to get a better picture as to what they are all about.

Just pathetic. It's about a bunch of very unattractive women getting together in a remote cabin to shoot some nude poses for a calender. One by one they start disappearing without a trace. So what do these women do? They scream and swear at each other and point fingers instead of doing anything logical.

Just abysmal. Disgusting film trying to mix topless females and horror. The main problem is that NONE of these women are even remotely attractive (and most have totally hideous tattoos), are terrible actresses, swear nonstop and are just annoying people all around. The "horror" sequences are nonexistent. The film is shot in a jerky style with quick takes and jumps that ended up giving me a headache. There's also incredibly annoying "music" playing nonstop. We also get a totally pointless hot tub sequence so we can see them all take off their tops and engage in lesbian kisses (btw, this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie). It all leads to a completely predictable ending that was so downright insulting that I hated the movie! Cheap, badly done, horrible acting, unattractive girls...there's nothing here for anybody. Avoid.

Blood, breasts, and brutality. Entertainment: before the political crybabies got ahold of hollywood producers with their hashtags. 10/10

When a group of models for an internet website arrive at a location shoot in the wilderness, they soon realize their slowly disappearing members are the result of a madman in the area killing them off one-by-one and must put their own feelings toward each other aside to get away and survive.

This is a piddling and actually quite lame slasher effort. While I'm not the least-bit familiar with the site and the intentions of it, that alone might not be much of a factor in this one being a decent if unspectacular slasher. The greatest obstacle in overcoming this one is the difference of the titular group's appearance and attitudes toward each other, which is certainly understandable since it's not exactly the norm to witness and it's an acquired taste when they start their shoot to witness such acts, even though the generous and heaping nudity does lessen it somewhat. Once it starts to become a slasher film, it goes up a little better in quality if only for the fact that the reality-show like filming style would allow for more gore and attacks to be witnessed as they should be rather than as a blurry mess, but overall it's still not all that bad of a slasher effort.

Rated Unrated/R: Full Nudity, Extreme Graphic Language, Violence and drug use.

Totally enjoyed this movie. I did not expect an award-winning movie, obviously, so I found I liked it much more than anticipated. Thought the look of it was very well done, much better than Blair Witch Project or any of the others in that genre of film making. The more I watched the girls the more beautiful they became and the more I felt attached to them. That can only be due to the acting as they often made you feel like you were merely observing them in their personal lives. The ending could have gone several ways, and I was pleased it ended the way it did. Also, I am a female photographer and really enjoyed that part of the movie as well.