- Theresa Russo: [to Alex] Oh I know how much it hurt when your heart gets broken. But time will heal it. On the bright side, we're all really happy to see you have feelings.
- Jerry Russo: Oh and now I'm losing a customer. You love it when I lose customers. There he goes.
- Alex Russo: That poor man. What did he ever do to you, dad?
- Jerry Russo: Wow. Your heart must really be broken.
- [Jerry hugs Alex]
- Jerry Russo: Honey.
- Justin Russo: What makes you think I'm gonna find her?
- Max Russo: Because in the 10 years I've known you, I've never seen you give up on anything.
- Justin Russo: You sure do have your moments of wisdom, don't you Max?... You've known me longer than 10 years.
- Max Russo: Yeah, I really wasn't paying attention in the beginning though. Alex told me you were a butler.
- Mason: Now, based on the fact that neither of you ran off, I'd say you also have a secret. What are you an elf, wizard, a genie, or just desperate?
- [Harper signs the last choice]
- Alex Russo: I'm a wizard.
- Harper Finkle: And I'm not. And right now, I'm kind of glad.
- Jerry Russo: [Watching Justin] He's making a mashed potatoe girlfriend out of my leftovers. Make him stop!